Wash vs. Warsh
Come on. Why is this topic even necessary?
For the love of Pete, there is no r in wash.

For those about to warsh, we do not salute you and you do not pass go; go wash your mouth out (photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/13871926@N05/3971312826)
It aggravates so, so many people to hear that mangled, warped warsh. Ech. Even typing it hurts.
You wash the dog. Wash the car. Wash the armpits. Wash the dishes.
Never, ever do you … do that other thing that I refuse to type again.
Happy trails!
SAK

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